Ok, here it is in a nutshell...

Consider this an adventure in cyber-panhandling.  I'm asking you to send me money, for nothing in return.  $1, $5, $10, $72.39, $10,000, whatever floats your boat.  I'm not a charity, or associated with one.  I will provide no service, goods, products, advice, or anything whatsoever in return.  If you'd like to send me money, please click the "send money" link above.  If not, thank you for stopping by anyway, and have a nice day.